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Potter Demotivational Poster

ONE MAN CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD - That's why I use a spotter.

TAGS: sniper spotter rifle gun
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by BruceP

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:27 pm
Colonel. Irving Lambert "You're well on your way to becoming one of history's most prolific unknown author of human events."
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:06 pm
Gavrilo Princip might disagree. His act on 28 June 1914 changed the world in ways we still feel.
FatherTyme - August 14, 2011, 11:07 pm
*weeps silently to self* beautifully said MP, dare I say, poetic? Almost, haiku-like
wanderor - August 12, 2011, 4:08 pm
Tim Murphy at the Battle of Saratoga changed the world more or less, granted it was a battle but his single act changed the whole direction of the battle. Then the French backed us and we soon won our independence. One man, one rifle, one sh**, history.
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:29 pm
"from a place you will not see.... comes a sound you will not hear". send it


TAGS: harry potter movie ginger
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 7:01 pm
and trust me, I've learned very quickly...I rather have 2L poster that has 16 comments than a 5L poster with none. Feedback is the key to improvement.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:57 pm
Haha, I'm a very easy going person...I've had a lot worse happen to me that hasn't bent me out of shape lol. This site is like therapy for me lol...
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 6:51 pm
donk, some of the best posters on this website have a 2.9 or lower rating. it's just the way it is. so don't get bent out of shape over it.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:47 pm
and lol cranky ty...I love your posters and I have seen some of your great posters get some injust scores so I can understand.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:46 pm
I only rate 5L 4L or 1L, anything in between I rather just give some positive advice and help them get better.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:45 pm
Why thank you monkey that means a lot from you. I just hate when ppl hate on posters for no reason. I always try and be as fair as possible when rating. I'd rather make a comment that gives constructive criticism than give someone a 2L.
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 6:45 pm
donk, it was probably some ginger kid who really likes harry potter. i wouldn't worry about it.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 6:41 pm
don't worry about scores. the comments hold the key. Its a good poster, and you have been doing well
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:36 pm
I seem to attract a lot of haters.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:35 pm
Awe, someone voted this a 3...go f yourself jealous =D
Reality Lord - December 10, 2010, 5:53 pm

dear donk....ahahahahahahaahah...again.
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2010, 7:04 am
Well played Donk, well played.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 7:55 pm
I apologize in advance to any of my red-headed brethren out there. It's all in good humor =D

HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now

TAGS: hermione granger emma watson harry potter hairy lesbain pancakes
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by aPauling

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:04 pm
thank you kind sir for making this!
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 11:41 am
WeCanDoBetter - The reason is, is that recently she was a child. Sam kind of thing with Kirsten Dunst. She went from Mini vampire to wet T-shirt contestant in Spider-man, and next thing you know she is everywhere.
psychohistorian - October 13, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm shocked that I didn't ever think of this. Not for her specifically, but d***, it's brilliant
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:03 am
I've never been a fan of hers. A lot of people here seem to have a thing for Emma Watson though, so I did this with them in mind.
WeCanDoBetter - September 26, 2008, 5:35 pm
Whats the big deal about this chick. She's cute but jesus there are WAY h**ter chicks out there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 2:34 pm
Very clever poster, and funny, and kind of makes me tingle.
master1221 - September 25, 2008, 12:38 pm
lol d*** i just noticed that shes soo h** seems i have something new to wank to
YAY! - September 11, 2008, 7:00 pm
I am so going to put my babies in her!!... over, and over, and never :(

HAIRY POTTER - I'm the prisoner of Azkaban

TAGS: harry potter rofl azkaban voldemort
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by EsbenMunk

Zreiser - April 5, 2011, 7:56 pm
Looking through the older stuff, and this really made me chuckle. It's so lame, but I laughed anyway. Actually laughing = 5L
xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:13 pm
lol, thts kewl
Claire - November 21, 2010, 2:49 pm
I do enjoy puns.
WhatTheHellIsAHufflepuff - November 21, 2010, 12:25 pm
he > gary oldman
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 11:11 am

Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 10:09 am

HARRY POTTER: THE ANIME - Make it happen, Japan!

TAGS: anime manga harry potter hogwarts rowling otaku magical magic
Rating: 2.5/5

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xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:19 pm
I quite think they should. It's a good idea, I mean, you can't get any worse than the movies, can you?
BriaHere - August 3, 2009, 6:01 pm
Definitely not, that would be the best way to ruin it.
... - August 3, 2009, 5:59 pm
No. Just no.

CROSSOVERS - Hogwarts gets transfer students from Shiz.

HARRY POTTER - The kids book even cats like, sad, pathetic, single cats.

TAGS: cats harry potter reading books
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by ReaperCreeper

xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:18 pm
It would be even funnier if the cat looked like McGonnagal.
SerpentMaster - April 16, 2010, 2:00 am
i like it

AIRMAN - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles cannot be taught in Flight School

TAGS: airman spotter bikini radar
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by azpete42

Airman - May 10, 2010, 7:05 pm
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 6:31 pm
yep, that's our Airman. 5L

GOTHS - Don't sully the good name of the Goths by associating them with depressed emos.

TAGS: harrypotter emo goth
Rating: 1.67/5
Woody - July 22, 2009, 8:19 pm
well, you are too late for that one.

BUNSEN BURNER - Who needs magic when you have gas!

THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE - When you find out the release of the new Harry Potter is in less than a month


TAGS: snape ra** face the like harry potter alan sidney patrick rickman
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by sirkidd2003

Arnaldo - January 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
good one
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:44 pm

aesop, you need to get rid of that avitar. You are only 940 posts away from earning a greybeard ranking, not a bastard version of your own creation
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'm sorry, am I failing to recognize a meme?

SIRIUS BLACK - Why so Sirius?

VOLDEMORT - And you think he was a fantasy

LEGAL - She has been in our country for two years

TAGS: legal 18 harry potter
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by Frosty

KRis - July 9, 2008, 1:23 pm
So h** for an 18 year old it's insane.
Charles In Charge - June 16, 2008, 7:54 pm
I wish she'd pose for hustler.. shes so yummy
usmcbearcat - April 30, 2008, 12:40 am
And thank god she is....she is h**, i'd do her

HARRY POTTER - can only wish he rolled as cool as this ...

ROFLMAO - Rowling on Floor, Laughing My Ass Off

TAGS: mary potter
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by ughomer

NoPathNoWay - August 7, 2013, 9:26 am
He would be a lot cuter if he were a girl.

MEN IN RED - Always die. No matter where they're from.


TAGS: harry potter emma watson fan fiction
Rating: 1.57/5

More motifakes by darkangel98s

Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 6:58 pm
Darn Lunatics
Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 6:26 pm
I'm sure Emma Watson is a smart girl and can distinguish fiction from truth or in this case ph**oshop from natural.I guess it really is worth a thousand words.

ORIGINALITY - It would appear Hollywood is severely lacking it.

TAGS: cheech chong harry potter movies
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 5:54 am
Wow...almost enough for a party! As long as no one bogart 'em Thanks ;)
Silverheart - October 29, 2012, 4:49 am
If only Harry Potter had that Cheech & Chong vibe... I give you 5 reefers, man



TAGS: potter
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by AaronL


ENGLAND - Giving Harry Potter a run for his money.

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FANTASY - No matter how well you imagine something, the reality is just never as amsome.

TAGS: coolioindeed timmy harry potter parody finale deathly
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

CoolioIndeed - September 27, 2010, 5:47 pm
Judging by these positive comments, I'm wondering if I should quit while I'm ahead HAHA
msouth - September 27, 2010, 1:02 pm
This one goes to six.
Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 7:23 am

ICEMAN - September 25, 2010, 12:26 am
Amazing. 5L

LONELY - When you get upset about a movie joke and act like you know the actor personally

TAGS: harry potter lonely funny g**
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Perrish

Yay! for yaoi - October 19, 2009, 4:11 pm
Though Draco X Harry is waay bette

HARRY POTTER - Why only have one when you can have seven?

TAGS: harry potter
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Madeleine

Woody - July 22, 2009, 10:50 pm
You mean 8 of them...
Emily - January 28, 2009, 1:25 am
Oh yeah! I was wondering what it was from.
guest - January 19, 2009, 6:29 pm
i hate myself for knowing this, but this is from the seventh book when they used all the different harrys.
Shelby - January 9, 2009, 9:13 pm
I made a couple observations. There's one wearing a bra which scares me. But another is wearing a Zelda shirt which makes Harry Potter not a fag.